![]() “Diet day 1: I have removed all the bad food from the house. “I’m actually feeling pretty okay about not accomplishing anything this year.” “What do you call always having a date for New Year’s Eve? Social Security.” “It’s time to make old mistakes in different ways. “New Years Eve forecast: Mostly drunk with a slight chance of passing out.” “Cheer’s to another year of resolutions we won’t finish. “Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.” “Cheers to those who are walking into 2022 single. “I can’t believe its been a year since I didn’t become a better person.” “This year, my wish is that everyone gets exactly what they deserve.” “Dear 2022, make sure you don’t come up with temporary people.” “My wife still hasn’t told me what my New Year’s resolutions are.” “May all your troubles last as long as your new years resolutions.” “My resolution was to read more so I put the subtitles on my tv.” “Before I agree to 2022, I need to see some terms & conditions.” “The library before finals looks like the gym after new years.” “I’m so excited for 2022! can wait to waste another year.” “Best New Year’s Resolution: Start giving up. “New Year’s Resolution… More time on the treadmill.” “Successfully wasted 358 days of 2021 8f202 more to go.” “This year I’m going to tell more people to fk off.” ![]() “The only thing I have gained in 2022 is weight :P” “I’m not buying 2022 planner until I see a trailer.” “Get ready to make this mistake soon in 2023…” “Positive (adj.) the most negative word of 2023.” “Me having a look at my achievements in 2022.” “Dear Luck… Can we be friends in 2023? :P” “New years party Expectation vs reality.” If you enjoy these quotes, then do check out our collection of funny new year resolution quotes and resolution memes to make you smile bigger. It’s surely relatable to most of us and let’s set some sassy status with a pinch of sarcasm. These best of the best new year sarcastic quotes for you to read and laugh on the new year eve. Let’s welcome the new year 2023 on a lighter note with some hilarious sarcastic new year memes and one-liners for friends and family. These amazing sarcastic and witty new year quotes are all about how wasted your last year was and how you want the new year to be. And it has been good for some and bad for some. We all make resolutions for the new year. Looking for sarcastic quotes for the new year? We have rounded up the best collection of sarcastic new year quotes, sayings, wishes, greetings, jokes, captions and status (with images and pictures) to welcome the new year with some humor and fun.
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